PaperBat's News


...is we're gunna try to kill the bad guys, by hitting them in the head with these Dirt Clods

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Who else cant wait?


Dropping out of Power of Three

2009-09-11 21:42:05 by PaperBat
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You read correctly, My Team is dropping out of the Po3 Program. Some things went down, some people didn't like to hold up their end of the rope, so there was no way in hell we were going to finish by deadline. BUT HEY THERE JUNIOR, NO NEED TO CRY, AlmightyHans and I still have full commitment to the game, it's just not going to be released alongside the Power of Three games.

But with Bad News, comes GOOD NEWS :D. Since we no longer have any deadline for the game, you can expect alot bigger from us. Some of the things you will be seeing in the game include:

-Huge arsenal of more then 75 weapons
-Weapons randomize each time you play
-Long Levels
-Big Boss Fights
-Big Dicks
-And Muchhhh MORREEEE

So yea, just because we got rid of some loose ends of the team, dosn't mean we won't have a hella tight balls to the wall awesome game coming for you guys.

STAY TUNNEEDD NUKKAAASSSSSSSSSSSS AW YEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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P.S. THIS BABE IS TOTALLY SMEXY AND I WOULD TOTALLY TAP THAT IF SHE WASENT ABOUT TO MARRY SOME DOUCHER



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Holy shit, my brain...


OH SHI- DRAWN MOVIE!!!

2009-08-18 06:26:13 by PaperBat
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Yea, I made a drawn movie guys, thats right, not sprites, well, ONE sprite, but ohhh boo hoo. Yea it was for clock day, but SO WHAT :c

CHECK IT OUT NOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Its my first Drawn movie guys, so be gentle :C

OH SHI- DRAWN MOVIE!!!



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Horsedick.mpeg

2009-08-03 16:19:30 by PaperBat

Respect

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Who Wants A Free $100

2009-07-19 09:53:56 by PaperBat
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Too bad, i'm broke, but keep reading for old times sake.

Here's whats going on in the PaperBat Department.

Power Of Three is going slow, but stready, the engine, which is becoming alot bigger then we expected, is about 60% done, once thats done everything else should be a breeze.

I just did some Voice Acting for my main n***a YungJazz. Check out his shit, unless your gay, then you should still check out his shit.

Ackbar : Espionage was just released, go check it out

I participated in AlmightyHans' brand new "The Faces Of Newgrounds Collab", again, you should check out, all you need is a scanner, and a face, in which you most likely already have one of those.

On a lighter note, BulletBall:

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One side of me feels terribly bad for this guy, and the other side of me thinks "is this guy fuckin retarded?"

Power Of Three Screenshot:

Who Wants A Free $100


Back From Work, at 4am

2009-07-05 04:11:57 by PaperBat
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I'm back from work, at 4 in the morning, I worked for 12 hours, and i'm tired as fuck.

Can you tell?

P.S. I'm half naked, try not to fap

P.P.S. I hope this isnt considered Child Porn

P.P.P.S. Im about to watch a movie, "12 Rounds"

P.P.P.P.S........Well.... I donno, whatever...

P.P.P.P.P.S. http://www.loweryouriq.com/

Back From Work, at 4am


My Dirty Ass Bedroom

2009-06-27 20:33:26 by PaperBat
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I can't think of a witty way to start this post, so I'll just come out with it, here is my bedroom, yea, so, I don't know WHY im doing this, I guess I just am.

Lets Start:

NG Wall - Really blurry picture. Not really meant to be my NG wall at all, just has everything i've gotten from NG on it, well, MOST stuff i've gotten from NG. Some Stickers and A Monthly Certificate, an NG Poster, and some Soap Knuckles I won from Luis. Thanks Luis! :D. Here is a Closeup of the NG Certificate if you wanna see it. The Liberty City Street Map is just there. rofl.

Work Station - Where I do shit, its got my computer, located right next to my bed, and 360, and Wii. Its my sanctuary. Bowl of Ketchup Chips, Glass of Sprite, Disks left out of there cases, and many other things can be seen in this picture.

Work Station 2 - Just a picture of the NG Postcard I got along with the Soap Knuckles from Luis. Hancock, Fight Night Round 4, Tablet, Wallet, and Glass of Sprite can also be seen here...

Bed
- Convienently Located right next to my bed. Its Paradise, in bed form...

360 - My Xbox 360, and a Shadow Doll.. yup... im gay... so what.

Door - My door... with a tank patch on it...

Thats it, that's my messy ass room, post pics of your room in the comments, or your gay...

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Power Of Three and PENIS

2009-06-20 20:06:29 by PaperBat

Somebody threw crap at the fan in my last post for not updating Power of Three enough. So I guess I can reveal one big part of the game, before Tom does.

Along with your standard normal guy, you have 2 "other personalities", One of them being "The Brute". What makes the brute much differant then your normal self, is that he is much stronger then usual. He dosent use weapons as intended, instead he picks up anything he can, like weapons, guns, boxes, and dead enemies. The downside to this strong guy, is he walks extremly slow, and only lasts in his form for 20 seconds, so use him wisely, or you'll be waiting a while for the brute to recharge for a while. Pics Below.

HERE'S SOME GEMS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED

Super Mario 63
I am completly blown away by this game, this is like the Street Fighter Collab of Games. This game is by far THE BEST flash game I have played, ever, This game has so much content, it would suit an Xbox Live Arcade Game, this game is about as large, if not larger then Castle Crashers. Despite its sprite form, this game will amuse you for days, again, best flash game EVER.

OCD+
This game..... oh god... this game....

Frankie and Dick
I love this flash. I don't know what it is about it, I suggest you all watch it though. Really good one, don't really know what to say about it.

I recently voice acted in 2 flashes.

Ackbar : Theme
In this one, I voiced as the Black Rapist, and Miyamoto.

Ackbar : LIVE
And in this one, I just voice acted as the black rapist.

Ackbar, in my opinion, is a great series, its got humor, enough to compensate for the lack of animation.

THATS IT, SEE YA GUYS, HERE IS THE BRUTE FROM MY POWER OF 3 GAME >:[

Power Of Three and PENIS